Within the “Musings” category of our Blog, I am allowed, on occasion, to go completely off-topic. It’s our way of providing the seasoning that makes for a tastier soup.
An unfortunate report of telephone troubles at the Ridgefield Library severe enough to be covered by RidgefieldPress.com reminded me of my recent adventure with a service provider that shall remain nameless. The adventure involved a much less severe problem, to be sure, but the story is amusing.
We had a technical issue. The way you resolve a technical issue is to open a “trouble ticket” with the service provider’s customer support department. Trouble tickets, I was assured, would be closed within one business day.
After the first trouble ticket, I received no feedback but my own testing told me the problem persisted.
After the second trouble ticket, I received a robotic telephone message that the ticket had been closed. But, my testing revealed the problem still persisted.
After the third trouble ticket, I talked to a human who assured me that the problem could not be solved and that we would have to live with the situation.
A few weeks later, while ruminating on my own, it occurred to me that the manipulation of a parameter that we (the customers) control (a suggestion never made by the service provider) might solve the problem. And, it did.
The measure of customer service according to the service provider (closed trouble tickets within one business day): 100%. Customer service according to the customer (me): 0%.
Image: Wikimedia Commons: “At the Telephone” 1906 sheet music cover of “Blanche Ring’s Telephone Song.”